Anka Gulati’s Punjabi rap verse that she wrote after winning a bet will burst the brain of the Punjabis

Anka Gulati (name changed) is a Punjabi Khatri woman who came to the United States when she was 19 to study but decided to settle down here forever after coming here. Anka’s most favorite hobby is writing songs and betting online on trusted websites like BettingSites24.com

Anka recently wrote this Punjabi rap song:-

“Likhda main geet, na nede mere meet,

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Meri akhaan vich gussa, meri akhaan ne laal,

Padoso mera bin gal de paunda jaanda dhamaal.

Meri bebe mainu kehndi putt kha le tu papita,

Kha le ban ja tu Cheetah.

Purani Duster, hath vich mere plaster,

Yaar mainu kehnde na kar tu koi fikar,

Ki ae ve mere muqaddar,

Lai ke saunda main phatti hui chaddar,

Jagah jagah khaanva main chittar,

Jede rehnde mere upar bajaunde mainu littar,

Tutta hoya ve chappar,

Thale rakh apniyan lataan,

Tainu pyaar naal dasaan piche mudh ke main na takaan,

Weight kar lose lagada hain Manhoos,

Main haan Yogi Ichadhari ti hain kanya kunwari,

Laiye maze baari baari,

Taunu raun di bimaari,

Lai doon tujhe peeli saree,

Lamborghini aur Rolls Royce mere liye jaise toys,

Mujhe paida karke de Bal Gopal chahe peele hon ya laal,

Tu hai totta maal, main hoon Harvard ka topper,

Leke ghumoon chopper – 15 Helicopter,

Aaja hawa mein khila doon tujhe Ferraro Rocher Testoni Loafers,

Lambi qataar, Gadkari mera yaar,

Hum dono 4 doodh peeke maarein dakaar,

Fit nahin aande kisi car,

Chahiye girlfriend moti jo rakhe baal ya baandhe choti,

Be painde ke lauti, koi fikar nahin hoti.

Mainu milan aaya Mukesh Ambani,

Taakat di goliyan paavan main boliyan,

Aaya ve bhuchal utton jawaal,

Hauli hauli lutdiyan husnan diyan sarkaran,

Bathroom de vich chalda ve shower main nachda jivein Shiamak Davar.”

Misha Bagel is the daughter of an Indian dentist who loves to read, drive vintage cars and bet online

Misha Bagel (name changed) has a bad addiction of reading newspaper before sleeping; each day after waking up late Misha takes a vow of never touching the newspaper again unless she really needs to read it but she fails it each time.

Misha is an Indian who has been living in Tijuana, Mexico for the past 5 years. Misha claims that the late Indian Prime Minister – Indira Gandhi wanted to make condoms free for the Indian public to reduce/control the population of India but her Sanjay Gandhi took charge and ruined everything by implementing enforced vasectomy on men (mainly in the slum and poor neighborhoods). Misha says that it was the beginning of the end of the Indian National Congress Political Party and the Nehru-Gandhi family’s unchecked dictatorship and its “blind” followers’s trust on it.

Misha’s mother is a dentist who is unfit to run a clinic or work at a hospital anymore but she loves her profession so much that she answers dental related questions on Reddit, Quora and Yahoo all the time.

Misha loves her cars vintage and she owns many vintage cars presently including a 1967 Chevrolet Camero and a 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air. Misha told me that she is not obsessed with Chevy at all but she bought these 2 cars because she got great deals on these two.

Misha finds socialism to be the worst form of political system and she likes to call the pro-socialists as sociopaths that love slavery. Misha could never make her fortune with fairgo casino if she were living in a socialist country, especially the India of the 1970s and 1980s.

Misha loves to read all the time, her most favorite novel ever is Karma by Cathy Ostlere, it may sound funny to many that Misha doesn’t love this novel because of its content but because it is too easy and fun to read because of the way it is written.

Misha always keeps a tiny book or novel in her pocket to read in spare time.

Ferrari can never build hybrid cars as good as Nissan or Honda, claims a proud Acura MDX owner

Avery Carrington (name changed) has lived in North India for a year and she hated living in this state of India called Uttar Pradesh abbreviated as UP. Avery says that the Jaat and Gurjar dominated areas in the Uttar Pradesh are full of negative vibes.

Avery recently wrote a book  with the name “God – A Illusion of the man or his strategy to keep the homo sapien a slave”, in which she wrote that we used to be cavemen once is quite evident from the completely flawed and immoral biblical characters.

Avery also wrote in the same book that the word ‘eunuch’ has nothing to do with the biblical character ‘enoch’ (the son of Abel and Cain) as is generally perceived by many.

Avery is currently building an online book store which she claims will give Amazon Kindle a run for its money.

Avery recently sponsored a survey trying to point out what makes successful people different from the unsuccessful ones. The thing that surprised Avery the most was that successful people eat a lot more seafood, eggs and avocados than their unsuccessful counterparts.

Avery’s elder sister was one of the first people to propose the idea of creating wireless chargers.

Avery claims that the people responsible for running the world have created a technology and strategy to put unspeakable humiliation on the ones who ever dare to speak the truth in the future.

Avery says that Ferrari’s claim that their upcoming hybrid cars will be as good as as their current models is an absolute lie. Avery says that there is no way that Ferrari can build a hybrid car as good as any of their Japanese counterpart. Avery counts Acura and Nissan as Ferrari’s rival as they have cars like NSX and GT-R.

Avery recently bought an Acura MDX with the money she won with betting on online casinos with the support and help of casino bonus codes.

Donald Trump is evil, video games increase intelligence and concentration, betting on Poker is the most fun activity – Hisako Utkina

Hisako Utkina (name changed) claims that Donald Trump is Lucifer aka Iblees personified. Hisako claims that Donald Trump was born through asexual birth while all his siblings were born normally. Hisako says that nobody in her family including his father and mother are or were ever aware of the fact that Donald Trump is Iblees in reality. Hisako says that Donald Trump’s extraordinary boldness and other stupid acts are a mere show to disguise himself as a stupid billionaire but in reality he is determined to destroy the peaceful human civilization and human beings.

Hisako claims that Donald Trump is able to communicate with angels and demons and he has this hypnotizing ability to first lure men and women to talk to him believing that he is stupid and then make them work for him.

Hisako claims that Angela Merkel, Theresa May, Emmanuel Macron, Narendra Modi, Vladimir Putin and several other global leaders have been successfully hypnotized by Donald Trump and they are all doing whatever Trump has been commanding them to.

Hisako claims that refined oil is the work of the Satan which is responsible for reducing the intelligence level of the masses (both males and females).

Hisako plays video games for hours a day and she claims that video games are responsible for reducing the violence contrary to the popular belief that video games are responsible for increasing the violence. Hisako claims that playing video games regularly increases one’s intelligence and she says that television media shows far more violence than the video games. Hisako claims that it is mainstream media’s conspiracy and agenda to depict video games as evil so that the video game players turn to television to chill. Hisako says that the mainstream media and its bosses have an agenda to turn people into sexuality, nudity and masturbation addicts and it is quite evident from the way they have been doing their best to show over-sexualization and turning sex and nudity into some sort of a god or heaven which it is not.

Hisako loves to gamble on Poker88Asia in her pastime and she says that it is even more addictive and fun to her than the video games.

Qadira Bedford doesn’t drive faux SUVs but she owns 15 station wagons all painted half-blue and half-red

Qadira Bedford (name changed) claims that most modern Sport Utility Vehicles (SUVs) are faux SUVs, there are only a few real SUVs including Nissan Patrol, Mitsubishi Pajero Sport, Isuzu MUX, Toyota Landcruiser, Ford Everest, Jeep Wrangler and Jeep Cherokee. Qadira says that most other SUVs are just station wagons (estates) with a seating capacity of 7, looking at it, Qadira says that Volvo can make the best SUVs as they are experts at making quality station wagons.

Qadira is a conspiracy theorist as well who claims that Mitsubishi isn’t controlled by the Illuminati and that’s why it has been destroyed completely even though it still has some of the best vehicles in its lot.

One of Qadira’s brothers – Rehan died in a rocky mountain off-road stunt. All of Rehan’s friends came out safe, only the poor Rehan’s luck was bad that day. Qadira starts crying whenever she hears the word Rehan. Qadira says that her brother could have been saved if he were driving a safer car and one of the real SUVs and not a faux one. I wouldn’t like to name the SUV that Rehan was driving here but I personally agree with Qadira when she says that he wouldn’t have died if he were driving a safer and more robust SUV.

Qadira claims that dietary supplements give her a brain fog. Qadira says that she has tried different supplement brands including Vitamin Shoppe, GNC and many others but they all gave her the same side effects. Qadira even tried ancient Chinese, Ayurvedic supplements imported from India and even some Arab supplements but nothing seemed to work without giving Qadira any side effects.

Qadira owns 15 cars and they are all painted half-blue and half-red like Qadira’s favorite QQ online website – JayaPoker. Qadira made millions with betting on JayaPoker and those blue and red cars are sort of a tribute to the JayaPoker.

Gambling = Success, you just need to find the right agents like Marta Craven did

Marta Craven (name changed) used to work as a toilet cleaner just about until 3 years ago and while working as a toilet cleaner she got the idea to develop a toilet cleaning liquid that is unparalleled in quality and quite innovative in its own way. Marta didn’t have enough money to create her own product as she was an ordinary toilet cleaner who worked for a meager wage of 8 dollar an hour. Marta knew that if she develops this product, she will be an overnight success and she was ready to do whatever it takes to get the money to develop this toilet cleaning liquid, she asked her friends some ways to make a quick buck, most of them told her some stupid ideas but a very few of her friends, especially the females older than her told her that finding a trusted TOTO agent (Agen Toto Terpercaya) and betting on TOTO websites is the sure-shot way to get what she was looking for. Marta did the same and here she is, a multi-millionaire woman and a celebrity in her own way. Marta invested each and every penny that she won with TOTO in her innovative business and her hard-work really payed her off.

Marta is not merely a businesswoman, she is a very interesting and intelligent human being as well. Marta has some interesting ideas and theories to tell like she says that Fox is wrongly credited as the most clever animal whereas in reality, the bat is the most clever and intelligent of them all.

Marta says that she has noticed several similar traits and characteristics in wild bears and cattle. Marta says that wild bears including polar, pandas, sloths and others have all been evoluted from different species of cattle. Marta says that she will explain more in an upcoming blog post of hers which she is going to publish on 21st of this month. I will most definitely paste an excerpt from that post here on my blog.

Meditation is harmful and can get you indebted, football gambling websites are beneficial and will get you out of the debt

Ariel Chorley (name changed) claims that dome shaped architecture and dome shaped buildings were once a symbol of civilization. Ariel says that she has read a lot of medieval and pre-medieval history and the architects that weren’t able to create dome shaped structures used to envy the architects that could create dome shaped structures like Donald Trump envies Bill Clinton.

Ariel’s best friend – Balraj (an Indian-American) is a gay who has been trying hard to change his sexual orientation since he learnt how god destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah; the cities that were almost entirely involved in homosexual activities in the biblical times.

Ariel’s grandfather was one of the most prominent bicycle manufacturers of all times. Ariel always has a chip on her shoulder that she has the DNA of such a legendary, strong and revolutionary man.

Ariel says that she has personally observed that handsome men have good hearts while the ones who are not do not have it.

Ariel doubts that most of the modern car magazines are commercially biased including most of the big ones.

Ariel says that religious people can never be innovative and the people who think about innovations all the time can never be religious.

Ariel hates Buddhism a lot as she was hugely involved in the same at one point of time and it made her meditate so much that she stopped focusing on her business and ended up becoming indebted. Ariel says that meditation gives the same effect to the brain as the drugs do, Ariel says that meditation doesn’t take your worries away but makes you forget you about the same which is bad for the long-term.

Ariel has got out of her debts since she started gambling on official football gambling websites (situs judi bola resmi).

Amy is one of the biggest shareholders in Japanese motorbike companies while her sister Remy is an architectural genius

Amy Adwell (name changed) is the daughter of a mechanic but is now one of the major shareholders in the Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda and Kawasaki Motors. Amy didn’t become so rich after marrying a multi-millionaire, billionaire or by working hard in an unconventional way but rather she became rich by gambling on several different websites and the most prominent of all those websites is the ufabet.

Amy’s sister – Remy is also a millionaire but she made her way to those millions with architecturing buildings, houses, hotels and restaurants. Remy has won a number of awards for her contribution to the architecture and her whole family is proud of her talent and skill in architecture.

Remy wants to get married soon enough but she wants to keep it a secret affair, Remy hates the modern conventional marriages for being so loud and not confidential at all.

Remy is sort of a conspiracy theorist as well and she claims that the Indian Prime Minister – Narendra Modi is an agent of the America’s CIA. Remy says that the biggest reason why Narendra Modi took the step of demonetization was to popularize Bitcoins in India and make the Indians store their monthly and annual savings in form of Bitcoins. Remy claims that the real founder and owner of the bitcoin is the CIA and the creation of bitcoin at the time when the entire world was going through a recession really has something to do with it.

Remy is not the sort of a conspiracy theorist who will claim that the bike accident that broke your knees is part of a Jewish conspiracy. Let me tell you that Remy and Amy’s one and only brother – Paul once broke both her knees in a road accident while over-speeding his bike and I swear that Remy didn’t say once that it was a part of any conspiracy.

Esme Harb refutes several claims of the Islamic scholars including that gambling, banking, pools and lotteries are haram

Esme Harb (name changed) is a young author who claims that political parties across the world today are nothing but cartels. Esme is of the belief that monarchies and dictatorships are better than the democracy, nevertheless Esme doesn’t forget to point out the flaws of the monarchies and dictatorships but she claims that monarchies and dictatorships are overall better nevertheless.

Esme is half-Turkish and half-Arabic but she says that she never felt like a foreigner in the Kansas state of USA. Esme denies the claim that USA is not secular, Esme says that she is not willing to ever leave USA no matter what. Esme once even went on to write that no money in the world can bring her the happiness that identifying herself as an American and living in America brings to her.

Esme is an amateur when it comes to the Quran and several other Muslim texts but she says that she is certain about the fact that 3 ruling states that the Muslim scholars talk about being mentioned in the Quran to be London, Washington and Jerusalem before the end of the world are wrong. Esme says that the 3 ruling states mentioned in the Quran rather are Persia, Rome and Tokyo. Esme says that she is writing a whole book about this subject and the book will be available on Amazon and eBay by the end of the March, 2019.

Esme rejects the claims by the Imams, Muftis and other Muslim scholars that banking, betting, lotteries and gambling are haram in Islam. Esme says that the more she gambles or buys lotteries or pool tickets, the more Allah loves her, Esme claims to have bought and won more data SGP than ever before in 2018 and she says that Allah blessed her with more luck not only in terms of financial wealth but health and happiness as well contrary to the popular belief popularized by the Muftis, Imams and other so-called Islamic scholars that even if lotteries or gambling make you rich by chance, they will take away your health and the happiness.

Gruna Bret parted her ways from her family business just because she found the way to make a bank with blogging

Gruna Bret (name changed) had parting of ways between her and her family business. Gruna couldn’t dare take this step before finding out how to make money blogging.

Gruna recently enjoyed a trip to India where she noticed things she never noticed anywhere else before. She saw a fake sadhu there who was begging as a Hindu sadhu on the red lights and then he was found worshiping in a mosque, in other words, this fake sadhu was indeed a Muslim who was pretending to be a Hindu sadhu.

Gruna is a very open-minded woman and she lets her husband have fun with other women. Her husband recently called an escort agency which sent her the picture of another escort than the one that they really had. The funniest thing was that the escort that showed up look even better than the one in the pictures. Gruna was really happy for her husband that he had a great time with her.

Gruna is writing her first book which will be available only as a paperback, the name of her book will be “From traveling on camels to Jaguars”, the book is about how the oil made the Arabs rich and how it changed their lifestyles and turned more than half of them to atheists from strict Sunni Muslims.

One of Gruna’s close friends is an Arab who used to own a coal and wood selling business in Saudi Arabia but with his newfound oil money, he moved to the United States forever and founded a bumper and windows creation business. Gruna says that this guy is still a strict Sunni Muslim who doesn’t even play the game of golf or cricket just because it is haram (prohibited) in Islam.