Anka Gulati’s Punjabi rap verse that she wrote after winning a bet will burst the brain of the Punjabis

Anka Gulati (name changed) is a Punjabi Khatri woman who came to the United States when she was 19 to study but decided to settle down here forever after coming here. Anka’s most favorite hobby is writing songs and betting online on trusted websites likeĀ BettingSites24.com

Anka recently wrote this Punjabi rap song:-

“Likhda main geet, na nede mere meet,

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Meri akhaan vich gussa, meri akhaan ne laal,

Padoso mera bin gal de paunda jaanda dhamaal.

Meri bebe mainu kehndi putt kha le tu papita,

Kha le ban ja tu Cheetah.

Purani Duster, hath vich mere plaster,

Yaar mainu kehnde na kar tu koi fikar,

Ki ae ve mere muqaddar,

Lai ke saunda main phatti hui chaddar,

Jagah jagah khaanva main chittar,

Jede rehnde mere upar bajaunde mainu littar,

Tutta hoya ve chappar,

Thale rakh apniyan lataan,

Tainu pyaar naal dasaan piche mudh ke main na takaan,

Weight kar lose lagada hain Manhoos,

Main haan Yogi Ichadhari ti hain kanya kunwari,

Laiye maze baari baari,

Taunu raun di bimaari,

Lai doon tujhe peeli saree,

Lamborghini aur Rolls Royce mere liye jaise toys,

Mujhe paida karke de Bal Gopal chahe peele hon ya laal,

Tu hai totta maal, main hoon Harvard ka topper,

Leke ghumoon chopper – 15 Helicopter,

Aaja hawa mein khila doon tujhe Ferraro Rocher Testoni Loafers,

Lambi qataar, Gadkari mera yaar,

Hum dono 4 doodh peeke maarein dakaar,

Fit nahin aande kisi car,

Chahiye girlfriend moti jo rakhe baal ya baandhe choti,

Be painde ke lauti, koi fikar nahin hoti.

Mainu milan aaya Mukesh Ambani,

Taakat di goliyan paavan main boliyan,

Aaya ve bhuchal utton jawaal,

Hauli hauli lutdiyan husnan diyan sarkaran,

Bathroom de vich chalda ve shower main nachda jivein Shiamak Davar.”

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